
Many would say these stories are based on real monsters, otherwise where else would these tales have come from? Others see these monsters as nothing more than ancient people making sense of the more bizarre and naturally found wildlife of Britain, where stories have morphed and become exaggerated over generations to evolve into the legends we know today.
1. Marool

We shall start at the northernmost part of the British Isles: the Shetland Islands of Scotland. A breathtaking place where, during the winter, the islands receive just over 5 hours of sunlight each day. With all that darkness, it’s no wonder stories of strange entities traversing the shores grew over time. One such abomination is called the Marool. A malevolent demonic fish with a head covered in eyes and a mouth full of sharp teeth; they would lurk around under the water, waiting for ships to capsize in storms. Their excited singing could be heard for miles while they eagerly waited, for their ‘packed lunches’ of drowning men would topple into the murky sea. With a crest of fire and as large as a human, if not a little bigger, they are a formidable creature with an unyielding hunger. Other names for these are devil-fish, anglerfish, toad-fish, shoemaker, monkfish, and keddle-man.
2. Bregdi

Staying within Shetland waters is the Bregdi. Just when you thought the Marool was bad enough, along comes this horror. As big as a ship, this creature had a more proactive approach to obtaining its prey (that’s us, btw).
3. Cu Sith (coo-shee)

Moving further south, we find ourselves on the island of Tiree, off the west coast of Scotland. Besides the famous Greyfriars Kirkyard and the walled-up plague victims of Mary King’s Close, we have a malevolent fairy dog. Huge and nasty, it stands as tall as a human, on four legs. The fur is shaggy and dark green and the tail is depicted as either braided and flat or coiled over the body.
4. Tiddy Muns
A Tiddy Mun is a bog spirit with an ability to control water and mists. Don’t be fooled by the cute name. These little critters can bring about droughts and pestilence if angered. One such occasion where they were left raging after human interference, when the Dutch drained the Fens in the 17th century. Furious, the Tiddy people cursed the village with disease. They only lifted said curse when the people poured buckets of water into the Fens and apologised. They are no bigger than a three-year-old child with the appearance of an old man. Their hair is long and white, while the beard is matted. The limbs are spindly and topped with large hands and feet. So, won’t be winning any beauty contests then. They are also called Yarthkins, Strangers and Greencoaties. Locals would leave offerings of the first crops, bread, and salt to keep these little guys happy and ensure a good harvest. So, if you fancy growing some prize-winning King Edwards, you know what to do.
5. Peg Powler
Lurking in the depths of the River Tees is a horrid hag of green skin and long, grasping fingers. Known as Peg Powler, she lies in wait for children to wander close enough to grab and drag down to her watery lair.
6. Fad Felen
Heading further south and toward the west side, we enter Wales. A land also rich in mythology, we are spoilt for choice. So, staying the ugly hag vibe, a manifestation of the Yellow Death or Yellow Plague, is a grotesque creature possessing yellow eyes, hair, and teeth. To look upon it meant instant death.
7. The Coblynau or Knocker
No, not a door knocker, but a small underground creature resembling a gnome. There are various versions throughout the British Isles in areas like Cornwall and Devon. Their names vary from the above to Tommyknockers, Kobolds and Knackers.
8. Pig-Man

Travelling back into England, there are strange things going on in Cannock Chase. Besides an infestation of werewolves and UFOs, a curious creature known locally as the Pig-Man has become a bit of a legend around that way.
“Dear Mr Brickley,
I’ve seen something rather odd on Cannock Chase that I think may be of some interest to you. In October 1993, whilst walking around Castle Ring, myself and the wife heard some strange noises coming from the surrounding trees. Thinking it was likely to be a local couple enjoying an illicit liaison, we quickly moved away from the sound and headed back in the direction of our car. Upon reaching the steps down to the car park, I happened to turn around and lay my eyes on the strangest creature I’ve ever seen. This thing was seven feet tall, from the neck down it looked like a man, even wearing clothes, but its head was far too big for a human and it had an elongated face with a snout-like nose. When I pointed it out to my wife, she became terrified, so we started walking more quickly towards our car and got inside. That’s when we started to hear this really high-pitched squealing noise that sounded like a pig being killed. That really spooked us….
Regards,
Now, there is a part of me that wonders if the local lads were having a laugh at the expense of these two. I mean, you know, why wouldn’t you? Plus, where is this pig-bloke getting his clothes from? Is there a charity shop targeted at such monstrous creatures? Does he have a Matalan club card? We shall never know. But, needless to say, somewhere in Cannock Chase, a Pig-Man who wishes to remain anonymous, calls the woods his home and is fond of scaring middle-aged couples out for an evening stroll.
Heading further south, we discover an oddity in the form of a humanoid salmon. So, its name wasn’t Alan (I made that up), but according to reports, in the year of 1737 (that well-known era when science could go and suck eggs) two fishermen caught a strange creature off the coast of Exeter. On closer inspection, they discovered the creature had human legs complimented with webbed feet, the eyes and mouth of a human, and a flattened nose. It had a fish’s tail and stood at around 4 ft tall. There’s no mention of arms or flippers.

The little fella apparently leapt up and scuttled away at breakneck speed. So fast, in fact, the two men struggled to keep up. Like good sports, they threw sticks at it and chased it. When they finally caught up to it, the weird thing was in its death throes, apparently groaning like a human.

In Cambridgeshire 1954, a creature known as the Shug Monkey haunted Slough Hill Lane. It had the body of a black sheepdog and the face of a monkey with haunted eyes. Many thought it to be a demonic entity.

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